Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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