You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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