i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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