you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I see more hoeing in ur future
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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