stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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