guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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