nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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