i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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