why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Randomize