I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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