Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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