I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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