that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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