I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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