did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
