They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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