I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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