Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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