i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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