we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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