Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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