jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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