How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
