so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
