Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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