Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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