Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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