oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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