How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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