btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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