On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
3pm strippers are depressing
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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