so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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