My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just googled if crying burns calories
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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