Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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