Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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