hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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