You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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