Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Randomize
