She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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