nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We need to rekindle our bromance
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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