oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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