OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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