Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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