Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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