I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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