No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Me too!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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