love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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