It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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