Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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