I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize