But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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