I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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