i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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