I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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