am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
